You Know You're A Prepper Diva if.....

Originally Posted by naturegirlmia

You know you're a Prepper Diva If:

- All of your bottled water has Perrier labels.
- Your hiking boots have stiletto heels (you figure they can always double as weapons).
- You forego all other guns for a tiny "lady's pistol..." with rhinestone "bling" on the barrel, because it's just sooooooooo cute.

- Your emergency toiletries include tooth whitening strips, hairspray, 3 shades of nail polish, an eyelash curler, and a curling iron.
- Your climate control storage unit is dedicated to jumbo-sized bottles of your favorite cologne, because you can ALWAYS eat OUT, if the DHTF. (dirt hits the fan)

- You aren't sure if we are heading towards global warming or another ice age, so you've packed both a string bikini and the most darling little Snow Bunny ski outfit, in your gear.- you're kind of hoping it's the global warming, because you aren't sure if you'll be able to find a place to get a spray tan, if the DHTF.

- You have a chauffeur for your BOV.

- You love the fact that your survival kit included a mirror... how ELSE could you put your contact lenses in?

have a great day!!!!